Transhuman 666?

[apollos0fAlexandria]

I was ready to dislike this thread until I watched that first video and then read those awesomely corny jokes.

[Orchid61]

Yes Marina,

They made a cloudy day very sunny 🥰

Thank you for the smiles

Love Maria

[Marina]

Have some more

Hyperbole is the best thing ever!


[Pete’s first day as a pirate]

Pirate: That’s not why they call it a poop deck.

Pete: Oh. My bad


It is wrong to make fun of fat people. They have enough on their plate already.


I've always been distrustful of stairs, they're always up to something and they'll let you down every time.


Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch, Yeti never complains


How do you determine the gender of ants? Buoyants float


I just got two German Shepherds. I named them Timex and Rolex. They're watch dogs.


What do you call adding a sauce to a hamburger in india? An accessory to the crime.


A high end stereo was on sale for $1 at a garage sale. My friend asked what was wrong with it and was told, "The volume knob is stuck on full volume."

Well, he couldn’t turn it down!


How long is a Chinese name


What do you call a fortune-telling dwarf convict that has escaped from prison ? A small medium at large...


Doctor I broke my arm in 3 places.
Doctor: Well don’t go to those places.


Where do they make tiny cans of lemonade? Minnie-soda.

What did the young buffalo's father say to him when he was moving off to college?
Bye son.(bison)

Imagine the surprise of the Soviet troops who wanted to take Hitler alive and found him dead by suicide. They did Nazi that one coming!

I have a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

[Orchid61]

Love Maria

[Stranger]

Have some more

"What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul"

Here's a few more,

A boy scout grew up and started his own business repairing broken car horns, he calls it 'Beep Repaired'.

Technically, Moses was the first man in history to download data from the cloud to his tablet.

A Doctor insisted on stitching up his own wound. The nurse said "suture self".

Question: What do you call a line of Rabbits walking backwards? Answer: A receding hare line.

What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? Elephino.


Here's a couple quiz questions for you thinkers out there.

1) Can you anagram the letters in new door to make one word?

2) What word, when you add a syllable to it becomes shorter?


Stranger

[Marina]

Technically, Moses was the first man in history to download data from the cloud to his tablet.

Brill

I think I have the 2 answers but don't want to spoil it for others.

[Jeremiah]

The questions have the answer

[AmosAU]

Spell the following phrase backwards;

Madam I'm Adam.

[Stranger]

Spell the following phrase backwards;

Madam I'm Adam.

Hi Big Bro Amos.

Sounds like two strangers meeting in a palindrome paradise.

As most would agree appreciating humor is like solving a puzzle, and it yields a similar kind of satisfaction, said Doctor Rotcod.


Warm regards,

Stranger

[AmosAU]

Thanks brother Stranger,

How about this one;
Algie met a bear, the bear was bulgie, the bulge was Algie.

It's all but convoluted......

Regards, Amos.